W.T.F?

Um yeah.  I'm back.

[cue appropriate music for sheepish return and additional 10lbs to despise]

So um, yeahhh.....

My husband's 40th birthday (say what you want but he's a total fucking HOTTIE!!) is the first week of December and what am I doing for him you ask??

We're going to a "clothing optional" adult resort in Jamaica.

Yes, my husband is a nudist.  And he totally can be.  He's HOT.

I, on the other hand, am not.  I love naked people though.  They are awesome.  I just can't do it.  However I did buy 5 new bikinis for the trip which would be good except that I am 10lbs heavier than I was last time I was here.

I would like to tell everyone that I've matured and will not starve myself for the next month.
I would like to believe that I am comfortable in my own skin because my husbands loves me just as I am.
I would like to think that I don't need to do anything extreme to lose this weight before the trip.

I would also like to win the lottery.

Anywhoo I'm here. 
I haven't eaten a thing today and I am not going to.

It has been MONTHS since I fasted.
Bring on the hungry!  Woot!

[cue celebratory music and picture victorious air fist pump!]

wish me luck!
I've missed the blogs.
I'm going to see what is going on in the cyberworld out there.
Hope you guys are ok.  xoxox