Um yeah. I'm back.
[cue appropriate music for sheepish return and additional 10lbs to despise]
So um, yeahhh.....
My husband's 40th birthday (say what you want but he's a total fucking HOTTIE!!) is the first week of December and what am I doing for him you ask??
We're going to a "clothing optional" adult resort in Jamaica.
Yes, my husband is a nudist. And he totally can be. He's HOT.
I, on the other hand, am not. I love naked people though. They are awesome. I just can't do it. However I did buy 5 new bikinis for the trip which would be good except that I am 10lbs heavier than I was last time I was here.
I would like to tell everyone that I've matured and will not starve myself for the next month.
I would like to believe that I am comfortable in my own skin because my husbands loves me just as I am.
I would like to think that I don't need to do anything extreme to lose this weight before the trip.
I would also like to win the lottery.
Anywhoo I'm here.
I haven't eaten a thing today and I am not going to.
It has been MONTHS since I fasted.
Bring on the hungry! Woot!
[cue celebratory music and picture victorious air fist pump!]
wish me luck!
I've missed the blogs.
I'm going to see what is going on in the cyberworld out there.
Hope you guys are ok. xoxox
